LJ Username: jabberwocky
The future President: mustardfish
Movie Star: roboturtle
Rapist: sparky_b
Garbage Man: hcl
Prostitiute/Gigalo: rowdie
School Teacher: babydinosaur
I especially like the "gigolo" misspelling. Ahh, internet, you trustworthy source of such brilliance.
Well at least MUSTARDFISH FOR PRESIDENT YEAH!
