FIRST: I'm gettin' outta work early tomorrow, goin' to Blueberry Hill to pick up those tickets for the Chuck Berry concert of Wednesday, August 12th, 2009.
I will have legions with me to enable us to get multiple tickets. So far we have a group of NINE going.
This is your last chance. Get a hold of me before 2:00PM (call, E-Mail, comment here, et cetera) on Friday if you are interested in joining us for the Chuck Berry Amazing Fun Hour. I can front the cash, but I gots ta know you will pay me back! THIRTY BUCKS, a small price to pay for any amount of time spent with the Father of Rock 'n' Roll.
SECOND: I'm then sashaying down the boulevard to the Pageant in order to purchase some tickets for They Might Be Giants (Friday, 10/09/09) and Dinosaur Jr (Wednesday, 10/14/09). If you want me to pick some up, again, I can front the cash if you wanna save some service fees and you promise to pay me back promptly.
THIRD: Heckfire, I tell ya what, even though I already have mine, I will get a Breeders ticket (Friday 08/07/09) for you while I'm at Blueberry Hill. I hate service fees so much, and like YOU so much, that I'm willing to front the cash, if you promise to pay me back promptly.
FOURTH: If you're goin' to Sonic Youth tomorrow, meet up at my house beforehand (5:30PM? 6PM?) for some drinks prior to the carpool/caravan/group Metrolink down to the Archgrounds. RSVP or just get to Pancake Productions Headquarters, duh.