Dang dude! First Bill doesn't back me up at the Googolplexia show, then he goes and buys the A Very Bert Dax Christmas CD from some other place! This wouldn't be so bad, necessarily, except that I purposefully sent an E-Mail out to everyone I know (or whose E-Mail address I have that I still talk to, anyway--Bill included, is the bottom line), saying they should buy it from me in order to A)save themselves money [I'm selling them for a dollar cheaper than Vintage Vinyl's before-tax price, and mine have no tax], B)support their dogg RØB, who has 25 of the things to get rid of [at my own fault, sure, but I didn't do it just for me, I promise you], and C)be able to be like "SWEET I GOT THIS FROM THE DUDE THAT DID THE LAST SONG ON IT! instead of "I bought this at Vintage Vinyl [yawns]."
I THINK THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO...KILL BILL.