RØB Severson (jabberwocky) wrote,
RØB Severson
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Something's Wrong, Something's Happened


Poll #330890 Yer Own Personal WebMD

Since last night, my skin is tingly, my muscles don't want to work properly, I have bodily fatigue all over, I have mild and sporadic headaches, and periodic half-dull stomach pain, and frequent nausea. What's wrong with me?

It's food poisoning. That chicken (or perhaps that Cappucino cake) you ate last night wasn't thoroughly cooked.
1(12.5%)
Since you just started lifting weights, and your body is entirely un-used to doing anything physical, it's reacting violently.
2(25.0%)
You've contracted diabetes; your worst fears have come true.
0(0.0%)
It's because you went like 8½ days without a shower, then washed away all the resistance your body had built up to things in a shower yesterday morning.
1(12.5%)
Just a run-of-the-mill cold/flu virus, my dogg. Stay the course.
2(25.0%)
That kid who got West Nile Virus in St. Clair county? Well, it's your turn now.
1(12.5%)
Maybe it's appendicitis setting in. Soon now, you'll get that sharp killer pain in yer side, just like Steve Urkel did on FAMILY MATTERS so many years ago.
1(12.5%)

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