Dear Mr. A.,
Alanis Morrissette may be entirely uninformed when it comes to the subject of what "irony" is. I, on the other hand, know full well.
Did you feel like an even BIGGER hotshot when all those people came to see your band that night?
News flash, smart guy. They weren't there to see your band. They were there cuz I told 'em they should be. Yes, Me.
P.S. Maybe I'll write more to you later. Maybe.