Also, I had an E-Mail in my Yahoo! Bulk Mail folder from someone called "Hypothesizes O. Gaffs." I thought that was particularly hilarious. "Don't Overpay for Brand Name Software" was the subject line of the E-Mail--somewhat less funny.
Excuse me, Mr. Gaffs, how are you able to provide software for so cheap?
Yo Hypothesizes, what's happenin'?